So, when Jesus escaped crucifixion, he stole the ten commandments tablet and rode a T-Rex to America. He then settled there and founded the USA and the Mormon church. He then buried the T-Rex (that’s why you only find bones underground) and the ten commandments tablet (the tablet is now hidden at…
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